As you all know, there is a new S&TP magazine, featured in Rolling Stones. There is a new column in it, called, 'Ask Val'. I will be answering questions about the band! How do you submit questions, you ask?! Well, BY GOLLY, I'll tell you how! Comment on this post with your questions, and I'll pick out the top ten and answer them as spiffily and niftily I can. Comment away!~Val, from the Ask Val column!
Here is a sample question to help those who do not know how to type a question: Dear Val,
Why does Snooki eat pickles for breakfast when her band members are pickles?
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ReplyDeleteDear Val,
Why does my toenail taste like Wild Honeysuckle?
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Dear Sweet Toenail,
I think I know why. Here's a cure: Stop dousing your toenail in Wild Honeysuckle scented Bath and Body Works hand sanatizers. Also, try to resist the urge to taste your toenail. If you have any further comments, questions,or concerns about toenails, fungus, mold, or toe-cheese, just tell me.
Thanks,
Val.
Dear Val,
ReplyDeleteLately i have had a growing obssession in trying to figure out who someone is. It all began as a small, simple joke; but eventually escalated to something much, much worse. I have been following someone who i suspect be who i am looking for. I have taped pictures of him all over my bedroom, and even purchased a red light bulb to add the effect of my growing insanity. Please Help me.
J. Lo
Dear J. Lo Impersonator,
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid to say, you are clearly insane. How exactly did you first meet this person? If you think that person is who you're looking for, kindly ask them, "Ma'am/Sir, are you the person I have intentionally been stalking for the past week?". You never know, they could actually be the person you're looking for. Ask around, and you might find your answer of who you're looking for.
~Val